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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Friday, August 26, 2011

Cookie Conversations

Caley: Mom, Zeke took another cookie.
Mom, taking cookie from his hand: No, no more cookies, you already had some.
Zeke: But mom, I wanted to have free cookies. I had two, now I have free!
Mom: You can't have three cookies...
Zeke: But I want to be strong, and free cookies will make me strong!
Mom: No, cookies don't make you strong....they make you chubby.
Zeke: HEH-HEH!
Me: Well, it's true!
Zeke, running off: You are just makin' a big fat yie!
Caley: Who did a big fat lie?
Zeke: Mom did a big fat yie that cookies make you chubby!
So....power cookies or chubby cookies?

Friday, August 5, 2011

My Dad

Just wanted to post a quick note here about my Dad. My Dad is pretty much the most amazing and coolest guy in the world. Not only good looking, but he's also charming, delightful and so loving. On top of all of that, Will Ferrell, Jack Black and Steve Martin are sad little men compared to the hilarity my Dad brings. What can I say, my Dad is really just AMAZING.

And I promise, when I am older to care for him and help him in any way I can.

I also promise to make him a cake, just because he deserves it.

Oh and I'll wash his socks after he's been out cutting the grass.

And I'll give him 20 bucks....just cuz I can.

In summary, I owe everything I am to my incredibly awesome and hilarious Dad!